Conspiracy theory.

Who runs the world? Is there one person or a group of people running the whole show?

Why do we get up in the morning and shower,shave,pluck ear and nose hair,file down our toenails and wax our backs and bikini lines, every day???. Why dont we all just stay in bed and sleep like we wish to? This all leads me to believe that we are slaves to something or someone, but who or what? Oh by the way I forgot the collonic irrigation I have twice a week.