Vacations and Holidays.

So Adrian my brother has gone to Lanzarote for a much needed vacation and fair play to him he deserves it. However did anyone ever think to themselves that going on these trips actually makes you more tired than just staying the fuck where you are. Take a week off to sleep and do fucking nothing. Just dont take long plane trips outside your own time zone and party all night and try to get a few hours of sleep here and there and dont get pissed drunk and annoy the locals for being a tourist, good luck with that bro!!!. Still that will be me soon enough....when do I get time off boss?

Waterparks, and the stuff you find there.

With the hot weather we are having right now 90+ fahrenheit and 33+ celsius, we have been going to some waterparks in the last two weeks. In fact we went to one park called Idlewild and that was particularly fun check it out on www.idlewild.com. We drove 4 1/2 hours to close to Pittsburgh and the one ride I can recommend if your ass is out of joint, is the speed slide. You fly down this slide at easily 40 miles per hour and when you reach the bottom your ass "surfs" for about 20 feet and skips along the surface. Yeah if your ass is completely out of joint before then thats the cure of course the opposite applies also. Ouch!!!

But the worst thing is in these parks and pools the gross stuff you can be unfortunate to find (if you are lucky to find-before you swim into it!!!). Huge jellyfish sized luggeys or phlehm which some stupid teenagers have hocked up, floating like sea mines for someone to swim into. Thats not including the hairs and piss and shit that toddlers can make and sometimes deposit in the pool, afterall thats why they are called community pools!!! whole communitys of turds.

My inspiration to blog comes in spurts.

......oh just lost it, damn!!!

Indoor soccer.

Yeah so Ritchie Mich and Colm will be happy to hear I have joined to play indoor soccer or football or ball as its known in ireland but here you have to say sooookker!!!! really loud in the local accent for anyone to understand. First week I was very tired and last week I got better and could handle it better. Its sessions of 2 hours at a time and I have to say I am enjoying the beautiful game again. I even scored one week. Small world that it is i even bumped into a couple that mirror what Jill and I are all about cept he is a yank and she is Oirish, from Wexford I believe. Small world indeed and my fitness levels are coming back. Watch out world and colm and micharro!!!.
The session starts at 7pm -9pm so its get home at 5.45 and get a qiuck bite and then off to soccer, Jill is great about it she goes and is probably totally bored but she comes with me along with marc and I get a lot of running and enjoy it, Jill u are the best, love you.

We todd did????

So u are asking what did we todd do, well I saw this on tv last night...try it out and you will see who is wee todd or not.
Write this on a piece of paper (i am wee todd did, i am so wee todd did, i am sofa king we todd did) have some slow person read it out loud and fast and see what happens. Let me know the results!!!

My link to Ireland & Europe.

When i started this I thought it would be a good way to vent or talk about various things. Things that happen to everyone in this world, annoying people I/you may have to work with, but now I realise it may be my best way of keeping family and friends up to date on what I'm doing....a life journal if you will. Cause to me it is such a pain in the arse to repeat all the mundane shit over and over and to repeat whats going on, plus I'm proving just too lazy to keep e-mailing people. Now these are friends of mine and they have to know that!!!. I truly want to keep in touch and maybe this is the best way to do it. They can (if they wish) look in on me and make sure I'm still sane and have not lost it. They can post witty comments to keep me entertained aswell and we can learn a bit more about people's mental state both at that moment and in general.
Yes I'm talking about you (and in no order) Jimmy/Colm/Ritchie/marc stroh/frankie/tony/stephen/weepaul(braveheart)/gall/keith/anyone else i forgot.

Only Jill knows about this blog so far and I plan on posting a little first and then letting those above know of my little corner on the web and thats a better way to talk back and forth. whadyathink???

Heat Waves

We are currently going through a heat wave now for the last 3 days. I always wondered why it was called a "heat wave" it neither waves like a person would nor moves like an ocean wave does. It stays with you so it should be called a heat shadow or heat spot. Any ideas anyone?

Last night we had a storm in 100 degree heat and we got hail stones the size of marbles? Biblical times indeed.!!!

Ever notice

People who use the same phrase over and over. They just ask for ridicule.

I fucking hate people who think they are better than everyone else.

Last night we were in subway getting our usual post pool meal. The minute this idiot woman walked in the door i could tell the type. Now stereotyping is a dangerous occupation but my assumptions proved correct on this occasion. She had the fake barnie doll thing going on boobs FAKE, and well thats it but she had this superior attitude that she seemed to think the world would stop for her. Also her annoying kid was ...annoying!!! jumping up and down (ever heard of personal space) ****.

Before the server even had the bread out she was listing ingrediants -chicken breast/lettuce/tomatoe/ and i thought a large helping of slaps across the face followed by a dunking of the head in a public urinal- anyway i digress. And in the end the guy had the bread ready she had to list it all over again...second helping of slaps and urinal dunking anyone??? which leads me to this thought - dont you just love pushy people? {retorical question} as if by them being pushy they will actually get served quicker....fucking dumbass bitch fucking fake dumbass bitch. Another breed of these people are those who take such amazing risks whilst driving on the highway/motorway only to be 10-15 seconds ahead of me and two car lengths ahead...bitch slaps for them all.

I am not pugsley just his friend.

big shout to everyone i know, cause i'm going to tell them all about this blog and then they can read it and see i said hi. well u know what i mean...erm....

Swimming Pool Professional

So during the summer months we go to the community pool and most every evening this idiot woman comes along and seems to think the pool is intended for her personal use only. She will do length after length and frown at kids if they get in her way and not shout at them but they get the idea when she stops and glares at them!!! its at times like that i wish she would swim into one of those world war 2 sea mines or we could release the pool pet piranha. pugsley will have a story or two on this one.

Introduction of words and phrases you will hear regularly.

Pugsley...my brother in laws fictional hero in stories he will tell.
gavonemobile....self explanatory really-old junk car we use.
creamy fudge...another fictional character my brother in law will use.

in fact any fictional name with creamy in it he finds funny.

nervified.... and extreme case of nervousness.
wednesday....is a character related to pugsley
bob geldof ....is wednesdays husband and my alias in pugsley stories
sam gonfer .....is pugsley's father.
morticia..........is pugsleys mother.

other phrase and words will be explained.....if i can be assed to do it!!!! later

now let the fun begin.

introduction july 13th 2006

Im just an ordinary guy with an ordinary life - so far. I will share a lot of thoughts and musings and just the smaller yet more important aspects of life. It will be something and nothing!!!